This week, we screen 2007's "Big Man Japan" and have an intense discussion about Japanese comedy! You can watch the film for free on Tubi! Watch Big Man Japan (2009) - Free Movies | Tubi (tubitv.com)
Tuesday, April 20, 2021
Wednesday, February 24, 2021
Season 2, Episode 9: The Short Film Special
This week we're talking short films with Un Chien Andalou (1929) and The Sheol Express (2011).
You can watch Un Chien Andalou right here! Un Chien Andalou (Film completo) - YouTube
And The Sheol Express is available on Tubitv.com Watch The Sheol Express - Free Movies | Tubi (tubitv.com)
As an additional note, Crysta found this entirely appropriate image IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE FINISHED RECORDING!
Please enjoy season 2, episode 8: The Short Film Special!
Saturday, January 30, 2021
Season 2, Episode 8: Did I Miss the Kumbaya Circle?
New year, new episode! We're screening 2015's "The Final Girls," possibly the first film Greg has ACTIVELY endorsed on the show.
Friday, December 25, 2020
Season 2 Episode 7: We Help Eachother
This week we close out 2020 in the only way we can with the zombie Christmas musical Anna and the Apocalypse!
Tuesday, November 10, 2020
Season 2, Episode 6: In a World Where Man Serves Ant
This week, we screen 1974's "Phase IV," the one and only directing credit of graphic design legend Saul Bass.
Thursday, July 23, 2020
Season 2, Episode 5: HAGRID NOOOOOO!
This week, we watch Krull (1983) with special guest, Adam Somerfield!
A note on the episode, we tried recording a guest long distance for the first time via Discord and Craig and, while we picked Adam up just fine, there were some issues with the audio that was picked up on our end, leaving Crysta's audio clipped and cut off in some areas. We've done the best we can in post-production but it's far from our usual audio quality. We appologize and will continue to do our best to bring you top quality audio production in the future.
Now, please enjoy the majesty of Krull.

A note on the episode, we tried recording a guest long distance for the first time via Discord and Craig and, while we picked Adam up just fine, there were some issues with the audio that was picked up on our end, leaving Crysta's audio clipped and cut off in some areas. We've done the best we can in post-production but it's far from our usual audio quality. We appologize and will continue to do our best to bring you top quality audio production in the future.
Now, please enjoy the majesty of Krull.
Friday, May 22, 2020
Season 2 Episode 4: This Is My Gnome-stick!
Quarantine episodes continue with the much anticipated Turbo Kid! Will it be everything we've heard? (Hint, not so much).
Wednesday, April 22, 2020
Season 2, Episode 3: Where's That Beard At?
This week, we screen 2017's "Dave Made a Maze" in our shelter in place episode. We hope that everyone is doing well right now and look forward to getting having guest hosts again asap. In the meantime, you can watch "Dave Made a Maze" for free on TubiTv! https://tubitv.com/movies/518530/dave_made_a_maze
Sunday, March 22, 2020
Season 2 , Episode 2: I'm Not Your Master, You're My Wife
Hope everyone's surviving their quarantines. This week, we screen (pre-recorded) Transylvania 6-5000 with special guests Kim Gray and Aaron Isett!
Sadly, due to the corona virus outbreak, both our appearance at International Steampunk Symposium and the staged reading of Greg's play "Benestopheles: The Last Days of Ghoulita Graves" have been delayed until summer. But, until then, we'll keep putting out material as best we can!
Friday, February 14, 2020
Season 2 - Episode 1: PUT THE MASK ON NOW
Season two begins with the 1961 Canadian horror film The Mask!
Don't forget, Crysta and Greg will be appearing at International Steampunk Symposium in Cincinnati, OH March 27th - 29th along with regular guests K. Gray and Aaron Isett.
Wednesday, December 25, 2019
Episode 25: From The Land of the Original Santa Claus
On this week's date night episode, we screen "Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale," (2010) season one's final episode!
Tuesday, November 26, 2019
Episode 24: I Was Kind of Surprised by the Lack of Cannibalism
Episode 24 is live! This week, we screen Happiness of the Katakuris (2001) with special guests Kim Gray and Aaron Isett!
Monday, October 28, 2019
Episode 23: A Five Year Old on Pixie Sticks
Episode 23 of Cinema Guano is live! This week, we screen House II: The Second Story (no releation) with special guests Maegan Murphy and Aaron Dean!
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